MUHAMMAD: ‘Stormy’ Weather over Trumpland

Courtesy of President Trump via Facebook
**FILE** President Donald Trump (Courtesy of Trump via Facebook)

Donald J. Trump is, by far, the sleaziest, trampiest whoremonger who ever occupied the Oval Office. He is a foul-mouthed misogynist and narcissistic maniac, concerned only about his own skin, and behaves as though he was raised by wolves.

His current (third) wife is no better than him, and he’s brought up his children to also be conniving, self-serving schemers who put their own personal interests ahead of the oaths they swore when they accepted positions in the Trump regime.

And don’t start feeling sympathy for Melania Trump, 45’s incumbent concubine and erstwhile first lady. She is a former Slovenian swimsuit model (some claim to have nude photos of her), who obtained her U.S. citizenship on a visa reserved for immigrants with “extraordinary ability” and “sustained national and international acclaim.”

Nicknamed the “Einstein Visa,” her EB-1 visa is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field — the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar and Olympic winners as examples — as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives. Mrs. Trump is nothing but a cuckquean — the wife of an adulterous husband — who managed to get visas for her Slovenian parents who are now in this country applying for U.S. citizenship.

Mrs. Trump was cuckolded, so to speak, while she was pregnant with the couple’s son Barron, by a pornographic film star named Stephanie Clifford (aka Stormy Daniels) who was paid $130,000 “hush money” by The Donald’s personal attorney just days before the 2016 election to suppress her story. One other potentially credible “beauty queen” was paid a similar amount by one of 45’s pals who owns a supermarket tabloid for exclusive rights to her story, but never published the account.

Now, Stormy wants out of the agreement because Dude (alias “David Dennison”) never signed it. She’s making so much money from her newly gained notoriety that she’s even offered to pay the money back to get out of the deal.

If her offer is accepted, Stormy would be allowed to “(a) speak openly and freely about her prior relationship with the President and the attempts to silence her and (b) use and publish any text messages, photos and/or videos relating to the President that she may have in her possession, all without fear of retribution and/or legal liability for damages.” She’s got text messages, photos and/or videos? This is interesting!

The madness has gone well beyond the laughing stage, because 45 remains popular among evangelical Christians and other sympathizers with his far-right, nativist, white supremacist agenda. These are supposedly the “moral majority” folks, and the Bible-thumping religionists who don’t approve of sex in general (except to procreate).

But for their part, blacks and liberals are too timid, and they’re confused so it’s difficult for them to fight back against the Trumpistas.

Stormy, on the other hand, will make out like a bandit, like a true Trump “apprentice,” whatever happens.

For his part, The Donald need not worry about such charges. He said during the 2016 campaign, that he could literally shoot someone in the middle of New York’s busy Fifth Avenue and not lose a single vote. Come presidential election time in two years, the Stormy storm will have blown over.

All he needs is a modicum of success in his upcoming summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and he will have his Obama-like Osama bin Laden moment, giving him a “presidential” appearance and an image as a statesman — or, to let him tell it, “the greatest diplomatic achievement of all time.”

To be sure, this president has a real talent for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. But, he is now the sitting president and that was a long shot when he started his campaign against 16 other Republican contenders, all with more political experience. And let’s not forget the remote chance that special prosecutor Robert Mueller will expose something so mortifying that it might cause him to stumble, but don’t hold your breath waiting for that to happen. The House of Representatives will never vote to impeach him, and the Senate would never vote to convict him.

Hey, never mind the talk of “stormy weather” all around him, this guy has his eyes set on being “President for Life.”

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About Askia Muhammad 106 Articles
WPFW News Director Askia Muhammad is also a poet, and a photojournalist. He is Senior Editor for The Final Call newspaper and he writes a weekly column in The Washington Informer.

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